You posted the inferior Tim Tam slam.

I’ve done Costco, but also Target will sell boxes of Reese’s cups and Hershey’s in a pinch.  If I’m thoroughly organized, I can find decent deals on Amazon ahead of time sometimes.

Better than back-dooring the kids around town. Allegedly.

I only have the luxury because my weird street usually sees maybe a dozen kids.  Somehow, word hasn’t spread over the past decade, so no massive onslaughts.

Mandy is one of those movies I just never “got.”  Everyone I know loves it, and I just couldn’t finish it.

I’m the full sized bar Halloween house, but I may have to do these this year.  Sounds like fun.

I believe it’s the Book of Faces that regularly tries to show me something and says “You like X!”  I always use this voice when I read it.

*sheepishly steps out of my dark corner* I like raisins. I’ve picked around food to just eat the raisins. I get it, though. I have lots of “bad food opinions.” Such as:

When those quotes first hit, I honestly worried the dude fell off the wagon.  He’s supposed to be smarter than that.

At least it wasn’t preceded by some really messed up quotes in the media only to turn up as a cheesy tiki bar.

I think I like it more- although I should say I’m not a complete expert on the style.  I tend to like them with a bit of a warmth- some perceptible alcohol content to balance the maltiness, and just enough hops to balance things out.  A lot of the other local versions tend to miss that for me.

I sense by chip quality ratings, you’re a crunchy over crispy chip eater.  I don’t begrudge someone their preferences, lord knows I’m particular, but I’m at the opposite end of the spectrum.  I actually really like the Lay’s Flaming Hot pickle most out of these, with the Calbee a runner up for me.

Timely!  I just picked up the Sierra Nevada collaboration from last week’s article.  I usually stick to Summit’s Oktoberfest, but the Sierra Nevada/Bitburger example is similar, if maybe a little more complex.  That bready warmth with a touch of earthy spice at the end just puts me in the mood for a bonfire and meaty,…

Early forties

I always wanted one of those frankenapple trees with different varieties grafted all over. 

I miss The Takeout Hangover Helper feature, and it's adorable mascot. For whatever stroke of luck, I just don't get hangovers. I've had maybe three, ever. 

I now have had a total of three tomatoes that were able to ripen before being ravaged by a mischevious squirrel.  It’s weirdly warm, so I have hope for some of my Berkely Tie Dye tomatoes to make it yet.

Someone needs the inspiration to have a more exciting rumspringa.

One of my favorite artists does a lot of Law and Order stuff- I have a valentine sticker of Cragen holding the gibbon that says “Hope your day is wild!”

I must work with a bunch of weirdos, I hear un-headphoned music or videos every six months or so.