As someone who just started this game last night, I’d like to think that 5 millionth player was me. You’re all welcome.



should be obvious, but /s.... sort of

I get the criticism but this is very much to me - and I hate to use a now very overused term - a game that’s all about the vibes. It’s nothing groundbreaking but it’s fun enough and the elements just gel together in such a way to make it a very relaxing, enjoyable experience to me.

Okay, this is goddamn stupid. Yes Balatro uses poker as a starting mechanism. There is no actual gambling.

Clubhouse Games 51, a Nintendo game, has actual gambling in it.

Please, please spend your money on this game to prove me wrong. I want that more than anything else.

Unfortunately, Kamiya blocked IGN on Twitter immediately after finishing the interview.

Okay Sean, don’t over promise. Just say we’ve been working on something and show some clips!

You’ll need to elaborate. When game offers “early access” for premium editions, then that date is effectively the real launch date for the game. The game needs to be finished, certified, uploaded, manufactured and distributed before that date. Both the developer and publisher are scheduling everything around that…

I forgot that Diablo IV was a thing. 

Like, professor Oak didn’t ask if you’re a boy or a girl for decades?

I think I’ve just played too many “loot” games or I’m just getting old; but I just don’t see the fun in Diablo IV, a game I have looked forward to for a long, long time.

I’m still crawling through the story campaign, and I can’t be bothered to care what the weapons and armor do because I am replacing them so fast even…

I was at a convention a while back, where as part of the charity auction, they were offering a chance to play against none other than SonicFox. Who had to play with increasing amounts of handicaps. Backwards controls, standing on one leg, even wearing the fursuit head wasn’t an issue. It wasn’t until they needed to…

OH Bah Gawd! White pride has just been smashed into smithereens here on a dock in Alabama! What a slobberknocker, Samhains spirit is broken in half!

Wait, what’s that music? It’s white fragility! He’s running to the ring! Damn, he ran away!

This whole thing proves what we all knew, Americans use guns because they have…

... I’m not sure what to make of this comment! In your mind the smart move was to rape a child?

I need to you to step back and realize “it’s not bullying when it’s directed at people I don’t like” is exactly what bullies tell themselves to justify their behavior.

Old people log off. Fucking seriously I’ve never seen such a group of curmudgeonly sons of bitches in my life.

Famerate-at-all-costs is such gamer brainrot disease.

People will play anything 

collect 5 sex crimes and turn them in to this dopey looking villager

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