Y'know, these cars may be campier than a Gander Mountain, but they do have their uses.

@justagigilo85: My Beetle has a name. My Beetle's name is Eli.

@justagigilo85: Well, regardless of whether you're 6'5" or 4'7", no one is fitting in that back seat. It's pretty much worthless. Plus, the 115hp really struggles with more than 2 people.

@justagigilo85: I'm 6'5", and I fit in it with room to spare. I just pretend the back seat isn't there, though.

@TheAntiCat: It's okay, I disconnected the safety device.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I'm your only friend.

@willyolio: I would kill for that car. I would kill for that car. I would kill for that car.

@arozzi is 아로지?: Maybe you could fix that wheel spin if you let go of the handbrake.

@LandofMinos. Wonders why F1 has a garden gnome walking around shaking hands before each race: I think this was more of a non-gender specific him/her than a plural.

@smokyburnout: It doesn't matter which direction he goes, as long as he does it fast.

@pj134: Or a boat.

@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest car I have ever seen!: But then you'd still have to pay for the gas, too.

I don't know what it is, but I like it, I want it, and am willing to forgo a house to have it. If James May can sleep in a Lambo, so can I.

@snap_understeer_ftw: Just start them behind the cars instead of in front.

@FTGDWolverineEdition: The shape doesn't look quite right to be a merc, to me. We should get someone on the little bit of interior they show, see if that helps.

@LuckyChuck: Anyone wanna go for a mustache, er, Countache ride?

@FTGDWolverineEdition: Based on the first pic, it looks like it could be a classic 911, but that's just a guess.

@acura-tech: Does anyone really need anything on this site? If you want practical, sane cars, go buy a Volvo and stop spewing your nasty logic all over our site.

@BrtStlnd: Yeah, I was exaggerating it. But the "th" sound is the best.

@Ash78, now featuring the Tyke Hoon: It's especially fun when you use the castilian spanish pronunciation. It's like drinking chocolate sauce mixed with peanut butter. murthielaghoo.