@arozzi: No, one of them is in a museum.

@Ben Wojdyla: According to those statistics, 50% of these cars break.

If I bought a fiesta and brought it to canada, could they give it 1400 horsepower?

'Nuff said.

As someone who grew up in somewhat-rural Michigan (And still lives here), I'm pretty sure this is all required curriculum in elementary school.

Interestingly enough, most of these things were pounded into my head by the wonderful Driver's Ed class I took.

Congrats on a wonderfully funny piece. I found myself laughing constantly through the last 3/4 of the writing.

@bacon117 - Escort Owner, Lover: This one made me giggle.

@FTGDWolverineEdition: Well, for tall guys like myself, it's really not too hard. Seat all the way back, and all the way down. And I'll do the mirrors myself.

@DrunkenMessiah: Regardless of name, I'd much rather you grab them than me when we're creatively reinventing the speed limit.

-No Smoking

I like it better with the top. It's the only absolutely massive car I would drive. In person, the thing is just scary huge, and surprisingly attractive.

Diaz in a helmet scares me.

@$kaycog: If I had that kind of money, I'd buy a faster car.

@Steve Costello: No I have not seen them, but I suppose now I should go do that.

@Steve Costello: It would be worth it, though. Each car has a name. a NAME.

I'm glad to see the Type 41 on there. Probably one of my favorite cars of all time. So much class and so much badass.

Meh, I scare the shit out of my passengers constantly, and I'm most definitely male. I'm reckless, but I'm always paying attention.

#15 reminded me of another cop PT cruiser in the next town over that I see pretty often. #20 looks like it's sagging.

@Jon Hoffman: I prefer canned.