@Peugeot-Now with 33% less debt: I'm pretty sure the Lambo could do it, too. Crown Vics aren't exactly the fastest things ever made. If you had the misfortune to run into a precinct which owned some american muscle, you may have an issue, but I really doubt it.

@Jeb_Hoge: I feel you on that. I'm ~6'4", and I must say that nothing ever fits.

Honestly, I really hope Porsche changes their minds. Regardless of how obvious the outcome will be, I think the race would be cute, and a bit of fun to watch. I mean, it's a Mini against a 911. It's not like it would hurt anything for them to race.

I know they say two is better than one. But I really don't think that applies to hoods.

@THX 138: Well, really, he did drive through concrete. It just happened to have some other crap in it.

@Ash78, lay them straight: Well, even so, every little inch of leg room makes a big difference in a small vehicle. And, from my experience, vehicle size has very little relation to leg room. I fit in the driver's seat of a VW bug wonderfully, but in the previous generation of Durango, I can hardly get in. But, either…

@Ash78, lay them straight: Affordable to your wallet, sure, but not your legs. Some of us are 6'5" and can't fit in those silly little hobbit-mobiles.

@Pessimippopotamus: The door handle is so well camouflaged you can't even see it!

@Msterbee: I feel you on that xD I get that all the time in my bug. It's what makes driving that car worth it, for me, because most people are more impressed than annoyed.

@JuanOxido: Crap. I've been trying not to look inside of them. It's been pretty easy up to this point, considering how hard I start laughing when I see one. But dear god, it's like khaki pants went on a drinking binge with plastic, they went home together, and this is their bastard child. Also, ugliest wheel ever.

@twitchykun(lvl. 75 JDM Hoon): mitsubishi ga suki desu! Amerika no kuruma wa chiisai to warui desu!

@Alfisted: Actually, I don't think it will ever slow down!

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: Agreed. But I'm still refusing to buy one after this.

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: Actually, there appears to be a seam on the hood. You'd think that someone who spent that much money could afford something better than a middle schooler's textbook cover to change the colour of their car.

@TheCroatianGuy: They won't give that dude in michigan his Veyron, but they OK'd the sales to whoever did this? There is no god.

I drive an '02 Volkswagen Beetle.

I'd drive that crown vic at night with sunglasses on, to tell the truth. You'd need em, too, with paint that bright.

The way I see it, the fact that they did it inside a stadium was so that, in event of phallus failure, they wouldn't have to deal with a renegade rod. Y'know, a soaring shaft. A bolting boy-part. A giant, uncontrollable, airborne penis.

My mother's 2001 Dodge Durango. It just looks bad, lumbering along with in it's awkward way, caked with dirt, which looks good next to the horrifying maroon Dodge slapped on it. But that's just the start.