Somewhere, four young football players are really wishing they’d gone to Baylor instead.

As an Islander fan, I’m more than happy to see him go. But at least he will have the opportunity to become a blogger.

People who work for the Federal Government and simultaneously preach self-sufficiency are my favorite.

God, he is ugly

Well, we know that his takes will be wide-left.

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

We’re going to build this big, beautiful FA blog, and we’ll make Univision pay for it.

Didn’t you know? Peter Thiel controls the minds of the editors here; he is the reason for every reprehensible thing they write.