NJ Transit does suck a dick.

Man, I’ll be recording everything next time there is a major attack in this country in case someone says controversial. I do have a controversial call featuring Doris from Rego Park.

Go wear all black to your next game you crybabies. Yes, crybabies is the best insult I could come up with.

This is for the same substance that will be taken off the NBA’s banned substance list next season? Thought I read that somewhere.

If I were an NHL player I’d fuck Crosby up.

Nice Sears suit douche. I know a suit from Sears when I see one. My Dad had suits from Sears. My Dad’s a good man though ...unlike this asshole. I was going to write this ginger haired asshole ...but I didn’t want to offend my fellow ginger haired posters.

Wack ass Dilbert. Never read any of that shit. For Better or For Worse for life son!

Fuck thanks ...give me some money for my idea.

This is a team that represents the largest city in the U.S. Fucking ridiculous.

Maybe Ray Allen left the Celtics because he didn’t like his teammates ...Rajon, you dumb fuck. Think he gives two shits about your 10-year anniversary party? Ridiculous.

Verne Lundquist is a national treasure!

Idiocracy.

Sounds like the opinion I would have after smoking a bowl.

“Uh, guys ...where was the help?” Your on your own brother.

Hopefully this guy is able to lead a normal life from here on out ...but he should have retired a couple of years ago.

Dempster is a quality guy. He survived this ridiculous lineup and for that I tip my drink. Thought I was going to write hat didn’t ya’! Shit, I just spilt my drink.

I hope he gets treatment soon before he kills someone on the road.

Fuck this guy. I’m tired of him. He hides behind the veil of Christ. I have no idea what that means, but it sounds good. 

#notbeyonce

His double chins didn’t cushion his fall?