“We executed the play just as coach drew up.”

Does this remind anyone of the time Hillary Clinton went in front of the cameras without makeup after her defeat? It’s like a PR move, right?

Fucked up, funny, and accurate. Starred.

No writer on Deadspin has ever made a spelling or grammatical error. Hahahahahaha.

“Let us also not forget that despite his age, Peterson still runs with power and urgency. A learned trait most likely passed down by his slave descendants, who had to run in the same manner to escape their slave owners.”

“I’m not racist, I’m just stupefyingly ignorant.” It takes a lot to offend me ...but that’s some fucked up shit right there.

Yo, isn’t that coach the guy who trades his goat cheese salad with Tina Fey in that Amex commercial?

Who will find employment first ...him or Rachel Dolezal.

If Khloe Kardashian is partly to blame for the extra attention ...then why is it no one could give two shits about Tristan Thompson?

Looks like a good ol’ forearm shiver to me.

That is some creative writing right there. You are the Poe of Deadspin.

Watching and smoking my vape pen. I have no idea what he is saying. Ted Cruz got fat.

I only knew this guy as Ciara’s baby daddy. Think I’ll keep it that way.

Man: Oh panda bear ...your so cute and friendly!

Really defense lawyer ...marijuana? How about Hennnnnessssssyyyy.

Terry Bradshaw somehow did.

Dunk looked like it was straight out of the 80's. On some Clyde Drexler shit.

If Vlade Divac can be VP of basketball operations and GM for an organization, then Magic can ...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Stupid Kings.

Not mentioned. Broussard booked Big Baby by promising him 5 Grand Macs’s. Sounds like he needs to be fed. Hope Broussard fed the man.