Thank you twitter for exposing how many clueless people there are in this country ...like our President.

I love Toronto. I’m a Blue Jays fan and visit there almost every year. I think it’s great the Raptors have been competitive these last couple of seasons giving their fans something to cheer about. Let’s be realistic though ...they are not winning a championship any time soon. Keep rooting them on though Canada!

We live in era now where we immediately know something will go viral upon seeing it. Anyhoos ...That performance was so so. George Michael would probably be like wtf ...we should be partying and celebrating my life! Go have sex tonight biiiitches!

Inspired by the KFC gold guy? Crack is wack!

I’d like to give my high and drunk commentary if ya’ll don’t mind. Okay, so Durant gets a lot of shit for leaving OKC. Everyone knows though he’d never win a championship with Westbrook because Westbrook is a dick. I mean, Durant is a dick too ...but I think he’s a dick that would be willing to compromise. Westbrook…

Fuck Dolan.

At first I was going to write something disparaging about Oak. Then I see there is a possibility he went after the great musician James Dolan and decided to side with him. Knicks are a fuuuuuuuucking joke!!!

“Frank Isola. Need I say more?”

Man, I remembered when my friends in high school convinced me to play football. I had never played “organized” football before, and truthfully it scared the shit out of me. Imagine, your trying to prove to your coaches and teammates how tough you are ...so you wack the shit out of your perceived competition all the…

Congrats Kyle. Oh, and one other thing ...RUN THE BALL!!!

Sounds like this guy needs a visit from the “Batman.”

He shouldn’t retire. He should wait until a linebacker crushes him and makes the decision a lot easier.

I blame all the black shoe polish he uses to dye his hair.

Bunch of losers ...literally. Hahahahahaha!

Wow, auto-tune can make a guy falling through a hole in the stage sound good. “Eeeyeaah.”

Soon this shit will be selling like Champion gear at Modells.

Kid has anger management issues. That shit was blatant. Enjoy hating him while you can now. He won’t make it in the pro’s.

Man, fuck her. I barely watch ESPN as it is ...but if I ever see her face on my screen I’m changing that shit ASAP.

It looks like this guy has been embalmed already. I look at this guy and am like ...”please don’t let me live to his age so I can look like that shit.” His penis probably fell off 40 years ago, so he’s decided he’s going to make everyone feel his pain as a result. His handlers probably laugh at the fact he still dyes…

Having a hard time falling asleep. Anyone know where I can find a replay of yesterday’s friendly to knock me the fuck out?