33 in a Japanese game is the equivalent of 75 in real life.

I remember getting the spell to teleport to Moonglade back when the game came out. Did it, got there, told a friend I got to go to a special place and see Tauren. Explored a bit then went home. Friend did not care.

They took down the private unlisted video that I only sent to them. It wasn’t accessible by anyone else. It would have been nice to link a YouTube video after the fact instead of hosting it myself.

For all the flack Sony and MS get for hating their userbase....

Rit’s Rover Rine Rousand Raggy!

Scoob, what does the scouter say about his power level?!

Fuck cancer

Well, I moved to Metropolis, but then it got leveled by space aliens. So then I moved to Keystone City, and then it sunk under the ocean. So then I moved to Coast City, and it got nuked to ashes. So then I said screw it, moved to rural Kansas to this no-nothing town called Smallville.

Nintendo tweeted about this a while ago and that made me way more interested in Tri-Force Heroes, even if it’s unlikely that Link would acknowledge his prior adventure very much. When I played OoT when I was younger I was amazed by MM being a direct sequel, but got disappointed when the game barely mentioned the prior…

Use the film noir method. Talk to someone, then turn from them and face a camera/viewer. Maybe have a second person as the one you turn to.

You: “So John, can I borrow $50?”

John: “Go stick your dick in a blender.”

You: <turning to viewer> “So he told me to go stick my dick in a blender. I could only take this to mean…

You were downloading porn in 95? Jesus, talk about hitting the ground running!

I look forward to the day we meet again.

Bookmarked to read later.

Thought about testing that but didn’t want to encourage the habit.

So did you just skip the first paragraph and a half, or did you decide you disagree but choose to not say that or address why?