I read this as “Do you think you’ll be able to play this game without forgetting about things like showering, sleeping, and the family you used to have”, to which the answer is a definitive “family???”. In reading the response you got it feels like maybe you mean “if this is my first Fallout game will I know what’s…

Have you checked out the page in HTML?

The wax figures can’t hold a candle to the real thing.

Also, mostly agree with that Hatred article. I personally don’t really think the game is all that controversial and it looks pretty tame compared to other M games (like Mortal Kombat).

Water people, oh, just wait until you get to the poop people.

Well, to be fair, a LOT of the stuff she says is eyeroll-inducing, but that one gets repeated a lot. She’s also the person in the office who talks about dieting but brings in baked goods a lot.

It probably can help people who often confuse hunger and thirst, which is pretty common, but in weight loss circles drinking water has become this magic thing that IDK flushes away the fat. It can be eye-roll inducing to listen to.

Aren’t you like one of those people who thinks it’s badass to watch videos of animals being tortured and murdered because “hardcore”. Mmk.

Context is everything.

Eh, I don’t think there’s any intelligent way to have that conversation before the game is actually out — and I’m proud of how restrained Kotaku has been with our pre-release coverage of Hatred, especially compared to other websites. This could be shlocky crap or it could be powerful transgressive fiction — there’s no…

Hey!um, i’m batman?!

Well let’s see. First they’re approached by recruiters in their country offering them a good paying job (relative to their poverty) in another country. Of course these workers can’t afford a work/travel visa so the company graciously offers to front the cost and says that they can work off the fee. Great, they’ll go…

His head’s in his hole.

+1 head like a gooooooooooooooooooooal

Sepp Blatter’s not looking for the cure
Sepp Blatter’s not concerned about the sick among the pure.
Sepp Blatter, let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Sepp Blatter’s not one to choose

CDPR are awesome, I hope they know that.

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.

Every single story about these guys. Every single story.

Yes. No matter what changes the game makes, many players will eventually just want to move on with their lives and do other stuff. For an 11 year old game to still have this many players is rather remarkable.