Great.

Anything where the female rescues the dude always seems so "sci-fi". Resident Evil and the like.... a female being that good at fighting is as far fetched as the zombies, it kind of makes the game less fun.

There's an art to designing a good user interface. Some companies, like Netflix, Apple and Google, know this. I get the impression Valve...doesn't. At least not all the time.

Kotaku...talking about good web design and user interface?

It's not in before, it's inb4. Jesus.

No one speaks to His Majesty that way, console peasant.

That company would be "god" and the pipe is a river.

Or you could actually read your policy, so you know what you are buying. A policy of insurance is a contract - some things are covered, some are not. Helps to read and understand what you are buying.

Absolutely. Censorship is more dangerous than any alternative.

Maybe I'm a sucker who listened to the hype, but Nintendo lost me at nunchuck controller.

It's highly doubtful that the gamer who bought a Wii to bowl on Wiisports is patiently waiting for X, Bayonetta 2 or even Tropical Freeze to finally make the jump to WiiU. All these games you mentioned are for the hardcore Nintendo fans (most of which almost certainly already own a WiiU) and are fully aware of it's…

Which would still make me 5 times better at business than whatever it is Nintendo is doing right now.

You think the majority of people who bought the Wii care about those games? No. Are those games system sellers? Yea maybe. But listing off a bunch of up and coming games doesn't mean shit to a system that has failed to advertise itself properly and get peoples attention outside of the dedicated fanbase.

There is only so many Pokemon articles Pat can recycle

Is "too much spare cash" code word for "a real job"?

It won't be cheaper due to not having to license Windows, it'll be cheaper because Valve can take the risk of losing money for each Steam box sold because the more Steam boxes sold, the more people will buy games off of Steam.

Nope.
I shop at Walmart occasionally if it's the cheapest possible option.

So, go fuck yourself. You're not better than anyone else because you don't shop at Walmart.

You also missed the entire point of my post: Don't fucking steal shit that you could buy in a store or subscribe to on TV. If you don't agree with me on…

If you could find a way to combine this with the concepts behind a coin sorter, then you'd have a real product on your hands.

Which is complete insanity given the actual current value of the company is about 1 million, and the 2000% speculative growth (in a year, no less!) is based on the speculative growth of a completely different company!

People who don't understand business or investment probably don't get how absolutely batshit this is,…