in other words, this is the royal wii?

Thank god for Lizzo in 2018 and here’s to her reigning even more supreme in 2019! 

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.

There are quite a few good mashups. “Wugazi” (Wu-Tang Clan + Fugazi) takes the cake:

i am 40 as well but i feel like sitting isn’t that viable of an option especially with the venues being general admission unless you happen to go super early (uncool) and get those balcony seats or find some corner that isn’t covered in beer and trash at the moment.

I knew someone would beat me to it.

But have they solved the problem of the mayostard expiring before the mustardayonnaise?

Rey’s parentage reveal in TLJ is fantastic. Exactly the kind of message SW should send in this day and age: “Doesn’t matter where you come from. That’s not who you are or the limit of your potential. You decide what to make of yourself.”

how bout rob pollard!?

Why are metal dudes always like “this band is as old as the trees, how dare there be newer music than this”?

Oh, so we’re using facts, now? Ok, if that’s what you’re into, I guess.

Dubblewhopper, ya burnt

David Byrne - 43 years
Chris Carter - 43 years
Guided By Voices - 35 years
Yo La Tengo - 34 years
MF Doom - 30 years
The Breeders - 29 years
Of Montreal - 22 years
Jean Grae - 22 years
Jack White - 21 years
Hot Snakes - 19 years
Andrew WK - 17 years
The Decemberists - 17 years
Editors - 16 years
Curren$y - 16 years
Mount Eerie - 15…

Is there a good reason Idris Elba isn’t James Bond yet? Everyone I know who has watched anything he’s in says, yeah, he’s perfect.

Lol. This might be the best reply, ever.

Yup, Hannibal season 4 in the works. Calling it now.

Maybe this just makes me old (I am 35) but Twitch just sounds like a dystopian hellhole I want no part of. Even the most gentle thing in this article - the idea of selling a “friendship experience” - sounds like a Black Mirror episode.

Shout out to Merle Highchurch!