I knew someone would beat me to it.

But have they solved the problem of the mayostard expiring before the mustardayonnaise?

Rey’s parentage reveal in TLJ is fantastic. Exactly the kind of message SW should send in this day and age: “Doesn’t matter where you come from. That’s not who you are or the limit of your potential. You decide what to make of yourself.”

how bout rob pollard!?

Why are metal dudes always like “this band is as old as the trees, how dare there be newer music than this”?

Oh, so we’re using facts, now? Ok, if that’s what you’re into, I guess.

Dubblewhopper, ya burnt

David Byrne - 43 years
Chris Carter - 43 years
Guided By Voices - 35 years
Yo La Tengo - 34 years
MF Doom - 30 years
The Breeders - 29 years
Of Montreal - 22 years
Jean Grae - 22 years
Jack White - 21 years
Hot Snakes - 19 years
Andrew WK - 17 years
The Decemberists - 17 years
Editors - 16 years
Curren$y - 16 years
Mount Eerie - 15…

Is there a good reason Idris Elba isn’t James Bond yet? Everyone I know who has watched anything he’s in says, yeah, he’s perfect.

Lol. This might be the best reply, ever.

Yup, Hannibal season 4 in the works. Calling it now.

Maybe this just makes me old (I am 35) but Twitch just sounds like a dystopian hellhole I want no part of. Even the most gentle thing in this article - the idea of selling a “friendship experience” - sounds like a Black Mirror episode.

Nazi Porgs

Nah.

I think I’m legit into Tahani!

She didn’t say no until the very end, though. At which point he stopped trying. And, yes, he was pressuring her into sex the whole time, not coercing her into sex. People seem to not realize that coercion involves force or threats.

46.

“so do our sensibilities and our awareness of the ways in which injustice operates systematically.”

Track: Hold On | Artist: Tom Waits | Album: Mule Variations

Shout out to Merle Highchurch!