What’s worse, a ton of liberals are STILL hung up over that and want to purge the party of what they consider “Hillary’s poison” or they claim they’ll never go Dem again. Like, okay, you REALLY want to make it easy for the GOP then? Like seriously, some of the shit in the Perez vs. Ellison for party chair is getting…

WELL SAID

That happened to my mom. She got it at the beach and assumed she’d sat on something sharp (due to blood and accompanying cramps). Her nurse mother gave her correct info when she told her but damn what a thing to think.

I remember when my friend got her period at a water park and kept trying to tell us with code words. “My aunt is in town.” The rest of us had no clue until she hissed she was bleding “down there” and needed quarters for a tampon.

Seriously. I made my dad buy me tampons just two weeks ago (I was visiting them and got sick right as I ran out of my own so someone else had to and mom was also sick). I have had to describe the brand thoroughly so he bought the right tampons (he did). I explained why not to buy the super ones eve tho I have a very…

I think that ight fall under biohazards so just spray one with red Kool-Aid since he won’t know the difference.

Yeah that’s what annoyed me with Snowden too. He dumped the info and just assumed news agencies would be responsible when reporting on it instead of redacting things himself. Because yeah, when rushing to try and outscoop each other they’re gonna be REALLY careful...

Wait was it him or Milo who got called a grownup Draco Malfoy? Man did that make me feel bad for Malfoy...

Most are gotten rid of as women have no need for penis substitutes, and the kept ones are for practical reasons like hunting or rural security. A handful of female crimelords hang onto large stashes though.

Exactly. I despise the man but yeah, he’s allowed to refill those posts. BUT it makes more sense to, you know, wait to recall the old guy until you have the new one prepped and ready to go and through congress and everything.

Seriously, Jon Stewart was going after him on the drone thing years ago. As long as you’re critiquing actual policy with actual facts and not using racist dogwhistles you’re good.

Well we don’t want either. Take Texas or I’ll express ship you the washed up singer.

Well actually we did make an alliance with the Church of Cthulu on here a few years ago so why not?

All conservatives think that. I had to beat my aunt over the head with the fact that she was wrong by a million miles.

I thought you already gave us Beiber. Unless we somehow made you take him back for a bit?

May I suggest the Great Church of Pikachu? We have a premium on lighting-based smiting and Our Lord Creator Arceus’ signature move is quite literally Judgement.

This sounds like fun. Seriously I read in the bathroom all the time anyway. Just bring a good book or a phone or whatever, sit down, and don’t move.

“If you look at all the states in the country that have the most robust economies, they are states almost without exception that do not allow men into ladies’ rooms. But many of the states at the bottom of the pile, where their economies are suffering, have different policies,” Patrick said, adding that North…

Yeah. If tumblr has taught me anything it is that people can use social justice reasoning to do anything if they put their mind to it, even deny social justice to others.

It’s called “Ace Discourse” and it has gotten pretty ugly at times. A lot of it is recycled biphobia and transphobia too. Essentially asexuals and aromantics tend to consider sexual and romantic attraction separate things and can still be romantically attracted to people if they’re asexual or sexually attracted if…