She’s never there to show off what she knows—she would very much like to learn.

Graham Norton is the BEST. I would trade out any of the late night hosts in the U.S. for The Graham Norton Show in a heartbeat.

I had poor grades in school despite being smart. Why? Because aside from subjects in which I did legitimately struggle, I just was generally not into school. Some kids are like that, yet a lot of teachers/counselors don’t get that.

Actors might not be soldiers, but their work is very important. Ms. Carden and the ray of The Good Place cast are giving us a gift: half an hour each week to just feel GOOD. That is a precious and no small thing in these scary times.

I think my favorite is the scene where they’re contemplating killing her and she alternates between begging for her life, and reassuring them that she’s just a program and cannot feel pain. It’s so hilarious.

She is so hilarious. As Janet, as Bad Janet, as Bad Janet pretending to be Janet and failing, as Janet pretending to be Bad Janet and failing.

“We aren’t doing it out of anger. At least most of us aren’t (those who are angry/jaded/make their patients feel like garbage should be thoroughly castigated for that.) But it’s important to remember: we are doing it to try to help you be healthier, so you don’t die sooner than you have to.”

I was a serious dancer throughout college, but after college I had an injury that required major, complicated surgery. Recovery was slow and painful and I got VERY depressed. I’ve always been thin, but after surgery I lost over 20lbs from a combination of not exercising (no muscle mass) + being depressed/not eating. I…

i’m so sorry that happened to you. my best friend got into a car accident years ago that compressed his spine, causing him to be a full two inches shorter and in near-constant pain. he’s also fat. he was getting treatment for his back issues from the date of the accident, and it’s still always been attributed to his…

Why is it so hard for so many people to just not be an asshole to (fat) people?!?!

Well, French people still smoke.

Why would anyone want to see someone’s squished sweaty foot? 

they are so so UGLY I don’t see how this even became a fashion and it doesn’t take a genius to realize baking your feet all day in those shoes isn’t a very good idea.

Dear Mr. Whitley,

The thing about these shoes and practicality is that they two are completely divorced on purpose. Blisters and the sweat don’t matter because these are shoes for people who are all but carried a very short distance from one red velvet rope destination to another.

My “favorite” are the guys who complain about women breastfeeding in church. My man, if a woman feeding her child drives you to such distraction then you should do as the good lord says and gouge your own fucking eyes out (Matthew 5:29-30, for those interested). Too extreme? Then just mind your own damn business.

I have this thing I do when I don’t want to see a mother breastfeeding. It’s called “looking somewhere else”. I hope it catches on!

What do you think comment sections are for? And yeah, you’re an asshole. 

But if someone could be “self made” we can all agree that within a billion light years of here, Paris Hilton would not be on that list, right?

There is no such thing as self made. No human on Earth can accomplish anything of even minor relevance by their own power alone. The owner of any company, large or small relies on their workers. Super markets rely on farmers, ranchers, truckers, etc. for their success. Even someone that creates an app on their own…