Just like child rape, there is only one valid defense to having sex with someone in police custody -

My friend once saw a sign for “stationary” in an office supply store and just froze like a statue in the aisle in order to obey the sign.

It’s easy to remember because stantionEry includes an envelope!

This site routinely publishes the wrong it’s and just a few days ago used the word “callus” instead of “callous.” No wonder journalism is a dying industry, when “professional writers” cannot even use correct words.

Somebody has to be “that person.” If it wasn’t you, it was gonna be me.

I remember that Re: Long way Down. I kind of get Ewan’s hesitance, though, since motorbiking was not at all her thing. I’m of the mind that having separate interests/passions is fine in a marriage, and I really read it as Eve inserting herself forcefully into something Ewan enjoyed for himself. She didn’t like biking,…

You’re the one pushing subjective opinion as some kind of objective truth, I’m the one saying there is no objective truth because failure is subjective when it comes to relationships.

I’m kind of beyond questioning anyone when it comes to breaking up and starting new relationships (“scandalous” or not). Why do we have to judge and scour the internet for “evidence” or a “reason” or “timeline”?

David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

I did the same thing. I have a short list of movies that have affected me that way and Arrival is in there. I think its something about consciously, purposefully making a choice to experience something, while absolutely knowing that choice will lead to pain, because the experience and love will be worth it. Seriously…

I 100% think the lack of attention to that movie was due to the bummer that was Passengers. People got confused and didn’t see Arrival, but it was SO good. And was about a woman who led her industry and wasn’t questioned for her skill and knowledge - imagine!

Would it help if I told you the story about my aunt getting in trouble with the secret service for throwing a whole cooked ham at Dick Cheney?

Amy Adams being snubbed for Arrival in favor of yet another Meryl Streep nomination was a true travesty.

Agreed.

Yes. Loved it.

Conflict: I really like Amy Adams movies and I enjoy most Christian Bale movies but I really, really, really cannot stand Dick Cheney and watching a movie about him seems like some sort of punishment. So can one of y’all watch it for me and then report back? ‘Cause I’m out.

So, have you seen “Arrival” yet?

You spend 8,800 hours creating the world’s most expensive purse and that’s the best design you can come up with?

He was on the radio on Friday. I almost started crying. Profusive swearing ensued instead.

Yes.