I’m sooooooo fucking sick of that “he says what he thinks” bullshit. He doesn’t think. He just opens his mouth and vitriol spills out. If you believe any thought went into any of the bile he spews, then it’s only because he’s given voice to the vile, racist, sexist thoughts in your own head.

Must be part of the “Hillary and Donald are two sides of the same coin” camp. Such utter nonsense.

A-FUCKING-MEN

It was jarring definitely. I’m sure I would have been terrified if something really went down, but I have very little fear of animals. I never have, I don’t know why. I have a healthy respect for them and don’t advocate domesticating wild creatures, but I do have a secret fantasy that I could be one of those people…

A few years ago I was hiking on a trail with my friend and we decided to turn back to a fork we’d passed 15 minutes earlier and take the other trail. I had a relatively new pair of hiking shoes with a distinctive tread so it was clear to see where we had come down the trail. Within minutes we noticed some very large…

This video is amazing. It’s incredible to watch them in action and see how quick and lethal they are. But also hilarious to see how quickly they’re like “nothing to see here, friend, I was just taking a little walk around the enclosure.”

I saw it earlier on tv. They reported it but very much downplayed it as minor last-minute things that needed to be fixed. No mention of strong gas smells, which no one should have to deal with. But especially not athletes trying to be at their best.

People don’t like being reminded of something they lost long ago.

I just googled that delicious-looking actor only to discover I could have given birth to him after I obtained my masters degree. Sigh. I’m old AF.

I just can’t. There’s no way anyone can be this hot. I hope I never meet him because I would make the biggest ass out of myself.

It looks like he’s wearing boxer briefs over his pants.

Christ on a cracker he’s hot.

Hardest of hard passes.

The dollar store where she buys all the wine charms to repackage is going to be really disappointed.

Well, the Manhattan Chili’s is something special. You don’t want to miss that. And besides, what else is there to eat in NYC?

To be fair, I was actually surprised LA Fitness reacted so quickly. I’m pretty sure it’s only because it gained national attention. On a local level, LA Fitness is pretty bare bones and no one working there seems to give a shit about the rules aside from making sure everyone leaves five minutes before closing. At…

I would NEVER use that little girl’s towel. She’ll fuck your shit up.

I think it’s more likely that she bought a bunch of beach/seaside themed wine tokens and put them in a new package.

Assuming I even have an issue with people I’m swimming with using the wrong towels, how exactly would it save me money? Does Karen Pence pay people not to use the wrong towels? Do her guests hold them for ransom? Is she so grossed out at the possibility that more than one person may have used a beach towel that she…

I’m trying to understand how someone who claims to know that body shaming is wrong, and not what she’s about, would do this even if it was only meant for one person’s eyes. That’s still body shaming, and clearly it IS what she’s about. I see all kinds of bodies at the gym and never once have I wanted to take a picture…