You're right. I wrote that wrong. Ming is actually quite attractive, it's more like I didn't really have an opinion about him before.

I’ve had intense dreams about Alton Brown and Ming Tsai. Neither of whom I found particularly attractive before I had these dreams. But after I had them, whoo boy. I guess I have a thing for chefs.

I know someone who had a morning meeting scheduled at the WTC on 9/11. He got delayed and couldn’t figure out why no one was answering their phones when he tried to call to tell them. Then he found out why. Can you imagine?

What grown woman (especially one who looks like her and could presumably get any man she wanted) would date a guy that old who hasn’t had sex yet? I mean, even if he did give in, she’d be in for months or even years of terrible sex.

I think she looks like a cross between her mother and Tom Cruise’s creepy cousin who was on Lost.

So happy you’re continuing. I look forward to this every week. See ya Gawker. Hello Wonkette.

Wow, that just made him 1000x hotter. I’m such a dirty old lady.

I’m so with you. And they’re my birth stone. I just have no interest in them even if they were dirt cheap. The thought of spending thousands and thousands of dollars on them boggles my mind. I could think of a million things I’d rather do with that kind of money.

Link? I can’t find it.

Not all women with big breasts. If you’re fat and have big breasts, you can’t be sexual so it doesn’t count. If you’re not invisible you’re the object of ridicule.

Good lord, she’s gorgeous.

Look at Idris. There’s more than enough of him to go around. I’m willing to share as long as I get a turn. Good lord he’s gorgeous.

That’s perfect. That describes me to a tee. I never think of the perfect retort at the perfect time.

You’re doing it right. You’re raising kids who will be gracious guests and fun to hang out with.

Thanks. It just kinda came out before I could even think about it. Actually, later I thought of a million better things to yell at her (of course). But at least I got her to shut up.

Actually, you can get up and use the bathroom. This happened to me once and told the FA “I’m going to wet my pants in about thirty seconds if I can’t go use the restroom.” He said something that sounded like something he was required to say like “you can use the washroom but it is against my advice and at your own…

It’s probably the same kind of woman that thinks her wedding day should be treated as an international holiday, and that the whole world should stop rotating to cater to her precious children.

That actually sounds great, and we love making enough for leftovers too. But I have friends who will literally, and I mean literally, make one kid pancakes, one kid eggs and one kid fruit salad for breakfast. Then make even more elaborate and varied meals for dinner. This often includes two meals made for one kid…

I hated that she was bullied, but didn’t think her clothes were good towards the end. I liked them better at first. There are so many straight size fashions I see out there that I think would really look great on plus size women if only someone would make them. But, especially in her final collection, she either chose…

I liked Ashley too, but she shouldn’t have won. Frankly, as a plus size woman myself, I would LOVE to have better fashion available to me. But Ashley’s collection was not good, not flattering and not well constructed. I’m sorry, but there’s a practical reason plus-size women can’t wear shorts of a certain length. It’s…