The most qualified candidate they could find for the sideline reporter job can’t pronounce the words “quite” and “production”.

Penn, thanks for asking

It’s almost as if people had other things going on on NEW YEAR’S EVE than watching TV.

Chuck him.

“I haven’t got time for this, I’ve got to go get embarrassed 38-0 in front of the whole country.”

What other criteria do you have for things? Are certain U.S. states not actually states by your criteria? Are some men actually women? Are apples actually vegetables by your criteria?

You’re right, Vanderbilt is like a community college compared to where Cydonia got their degree.

Gave up or got cut?

A lot of these NFL players don’t seem very bright considering that they are “college educated”.

So are Seattle and Green Bay

So are Green Bay and Seattle