These are as likely to go to the moon as Alice Kramden

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On a sidenote, when did Ferrari start to embrace Purrari Blue? The first time I saw these accents on one I thought it was a one off. Now they are showing up on every model. 

perfect. I’ll add to the law that people who can’t parallel park are sent to France. 

exactly. now how many of that half are driving huge vehicles? 

Seems a little out of no where and unfair. Should just be handled as license class based on vehicle weight / size, and fines / taxes based on license class.

Does it count as being “off road” when it’s in the shop due to a recall? Because I get the feeling that will be the only off road most of these will ever see.

The parking diagram is a good illustration, but in reality a little small for the amount of actual paving at any property. Typically I would account for 350sf for each car and this could get larger depending on city ordinances for landscaped areas within the parking lot, accessible parking counts, parking for charging…

Baja ha ha ha ha. Whatever.

Gremlin Gas cap logo. It’s cooler than the car. 

Daffy Duck

ok... 1.5 mins. 

15 minutes can get you 5.2 million dollars.

Beige car with a top speed of 118mph that costs 100K? You can get like 25 2008 Toyota Camry’s with those specs for that cost. 

I could see this form of socialism leading to long lines and waiting times at the gas station. Might be a good idea for Warnock supporters to assist those waiting in line by handing out water and remind those getting free gas cards what is at stake when they vote.

This sounds like voodoo science backed by Caterpillar, John Deere, and whatever company makes giant tires.

Hondony CivicMAN

And these tri-spokes...

Followed by founding a men’s short pants company called Pedo Shorts to cover up any defamation claims and heat from the SEC. 

Controversial take: You need a different dog. I suggest this one.