I’m a little surprised to not see any rebar at the fail point. It doesn’t look like this garage is made of precast “T”s, so I’d assume it’s post tension concrete slab that couldn’t take the weight of the water. This might have worked if the bottom of the pool had rebar going back up the side walls of the pool tying…

Going left is a very roundabout way of approaching a roundabout.

So you are saying next time we should leave a canine unit with a tracker in her car. Noted!  - LSPD

2013 - Youabian Puma is the most muscular car ever. It’s swole AF.

“Also, while I may personally get erections for any number of weird and confusing stimuli, I do not get them for “shitting on Tesla.””

same here. been around for nearly a decade.

This is it! It was the automotive innovation of the 80's and was Lee Iacocca’s money printing machine. Every family had one of these.

On the bright side, I’d bet a 2002 Taurus creates more puddles than a 2008 Honda Fit.

leaves me a shade of green

My first thought was this. 

Carnage-val de Rio?

Whenever I hear “if we stopped testing we would have very few cases” my response is, if we stopped patrolling the border we would have very few illegal immigrants.

Only because there are no sidewalks. 

stick to holes

At some point I wanted to hear this story from Al’s perspective sung to the melody of Paul Simon’s Call Me Al. Kinda fitting as it was popular song at that time.

Or worse... Getting impaled in the face by a ball hitch while having a set of truck nutz slapping your chin.

“I’m convinced it takes Jalopnik 10-15 years to recognize what’s good.”

May the work force be with you

Guy in a respirator ruling over hundreds of droids?

another confirmation that cops like donuts.