Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

Well at least Miami can expect a nice gift basket.

Richie Incognito looks like he was in a sports movie 20 years ago as a kid and has reunited with his castmates for a photoshoot for People Magazine.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

officer I swear to drunk I’m not god

Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

How is a guy named Buzz NOT the GM of the Hornets? It’s a goddamn travesty.

This is how people end up with 3 ex-wives

Trying to play 18 holes with only six balls, a unique thrill and tradition unlike any other.

This is normally the type of thing you’d be cringing at while you watched, but with Sergio you wind up rooting for the ball to go in the water again. I only wish he could have hit enough in to make him quit the game entirely. Nice encore for the defending chump...

The story of the day is Sergio “Tin Cup” Garcia doing his best Kevin Costner impersonation by hitting four (or was it five?) straight balls into the water at the 15th. As the announcer was saying, “They usually only carry six balls in their golf bags for these rounds.”

It’s the Finau countdown!

the fire don’t care if you’re considered pro, it’ll burn your ass just the same

Sure, it was the same outcome every time, but I would point out that each shot was an immersion unlike any other

Typical Spaniard, relentlessly trying to find the fountain of youth in the American Southeast.  

Sorry Samer, but I’m gonna be that nitpicky guy…

Ah the old octuple-bogey, a good friend of mine.

I bet after ball #4, Sergio was thinking about screaming “Dilly Dilly” so security would come and escort him off the course.