They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

Very much so (there’s a photo of the browns QB jersey/cape attached, but it may have been kinja’d).

He’s Johnny Football, not Johnny Tape. Fuck’s sake.

I’m honestly surprised it didn’t work out, the Browns know a ton about 0‘s

In defense of The Browns, they were under the impression his last name was “Football”. With a name like that, how could he not know the game? Why even bother asking?

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

Depends what the definition of is is.

It’s called an acute, not an umlaut you idiot. An umlaut is two dots above a letter.

However, Fernández’s lawyer Ralph Fernandez (no relation).

More like O-Lost-a-Ball, amirite?

take my fucking star and i’ll see you in hell

He was too good. The Marlins couldn’t trade him so they had to kill him.

#SpartansWill collaborate to protect serial child abusers, then hold their breath and wait patiently for the backlash to subside. In the NCAA, it always does.

This has been a good run, but I think the story of the tournament is still UMBC over #1 overall seed UVA.

Sister Jean left early to beat the traffic.

So this pretty much wraps up the whole God debate, right?

Fiji is clearly for pretentious assholes.

Jeez, a bonfire? Times have changed. Used to be, the Philly-approved method for dealing with this sort of incident was a one-way ticket to Bel Air.

Yes! An anatomy joke. Very humerus

#TrustTheOrbitalProcess