Man, he got wrectfthed

Strangely, neither fans nor protestors were present at the local WNBA game.

No, you can make edgy jokes. They just have to be jokes. What about this guy dropping on the court has to do with getting two possessions? I’m not sure people are getting the connection.

When duke loses, we are all winners

The only exception to this rule is if you’re getting the hookup from the bartender. Did you just order 10 drinks and get handed a $15 tab? Return the favor and take care of your bartender. I knew a girl who always gave me the hookup and you’d better believe I watered that tree.

I’m tipping based off complexity of the order. If they’re opening bottles or pouring a draft, that’s a buck per. If they’re mixing something I might give two dollars. I don’t think cost should be a factor. Say they crack open a Bud Light or they crack open an imported beer? I’m supposed to tip more because the beer…

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

It looks like the Giants were longer down with JPP.

My search brought back different results:

Not surprised at this. A #16 seed has never beaten a #9 in NCAA tournament play.

There seemed to be a lot of “serious basketball people” on Twitter really pleased to see UMBC get “exposed.” It must be strange to hate fun.

What do the Irish know about drinking anyway?

I’m sorry brother but this is America, the land of getting spectacularly lit on the golf course

Growing up in the area (especially in the 80s), UMBC was always considered the joke school (University of Maryland Behind Catonsville, U Must Be Crazy, U Made a Bad Choice, etc). The school has come a long way since then, but was still never really taken seriously as an academic institution until the past 5 years or…

Your illegitimate father must be so proud. +1

Only five 16-vs-1 games have ever had a final score within five points in NCAA tournament history.

I hate when you have a close game at halftime between the 1 and 16 seeds but the better team comes out in the 2nd half and easily puts the game away