Fuck Porsche. I'm cancelling my 918 order because of this.

Good for Hammond and May. Respect.

When did Piers Morgan become a Top Gear producer?

It can be excused if it was Piers Morgan

This required an entire article to figure out? It's like asking Tim Cook if Android is the best mobile OS. Derp.

Top Gear must be filming again.

D-Air airbag system is too long. I propose we simply call it the D-Bag system, as that is what it will save bikers from.

Yeah, good thing StubHub doesn't offer a Fan Protect Guarantee or anything. Then they would look really stupid.

Dogegoneit.