Wow.. part of me thinks the explosions are really cool, and the other part is absolutely horrified. I think I'm finally growing up!

Whoahhhh, you just blew my MIND! I bet Jesus liked apricots.

Yes, but it's a buy one and one will be donated model. That's great, but only if lots of people buy them. I was thinking more along the lines of selling them cheaply to aid organizations for mass distribution. Maybe they have plans for that, but I didn't see it on their website Page. Thanks for the snarky response…

$20 actually seems a little expensive for a light-up beach ball. Hopefully they have a different price model for aid organizations.

Wait, was that a big hole in it's side?

As a 39 year old Canadian, I have always been caught in the middle. I measure distance and speed in Metric, but human height and weight measurements will always be Imperial. It's just the generation I grew up in. Even though I'm very familiar with using meters as measurement, for some reason visualizing a person as…

Hey, the giant spider Shelob was a GIRL.. so.. THERE!!

This is clearly another pathetic example of lazy Gizmodo writers click-baiting us with misleading and dangerously erroneous information. Way to spread panic about the end of the world!! Have you considered FACT-CHECKING with NASA? Will you finally be happy when people DIE trampling each other while flocking to this…

I salute you!

Oh, you're MEAN!! I've signed up for the government beta testing / technical review program. Hopefully I'll get my pre-release BB10 device soon!

Niiiice!

I agree.. a "legitimately halved" girl in a bikini would be a little disturbing.

Luc Deveraux approves.

No! Not the PROSTITUTES!!!!

Start the reactor. Free Mars...

As a parent, you have to realize that it's not possible or reasonable to believe you can protect the little lemmings from every hazard 100% of the time. Well, unless you stick them in the Matrix maybe.

That makes sense. I wasn't thinking Perpetual Motion Machine here, I was just wondering if there were already unavoidable air traps that could be dual-purposed for a trickle charge.

Anybody know how this things works?!?

Now THAT was 1,000,000 x more entertaining than the other comments. :-)

It's a masterpiece for sure.