Dueling really does sound awesome! They should totally bring it back, and call it "Zombie Survival". HEADSHOTS ONLY!!!

Is it REALLY improving anything other than the "bottom line"? If they wanted to "improve" ice cream they'd stop using supercomputers and artificial ingredients. Homemade ice cream is HEAVEN compared to most grocery store stuff.

Sweeeet, I've been looking to stock up! .. awwww.. won't ship to Canada. DAMN our strict gun-control laws and super-low levels of gun-related violence!!

Yeah, I'm getting to the age where a nap would be awesome! Unfortunately, like many office workers out there I'm in an open cubicle and people pop by frequently. There is a "quiet room" in our building, but it's used by employees for prayer sessions.

Nailed it!

I can think of a more reliable way to identify a person. Might need to supply alcohol wipes or something tho'. (reference: Gattica movie)

My feelings exactly. I bought a dumbphone when I took parental leave, and it was sooo relaxing. Without the ABILITY to check my messages every 5 seconds, the NEED to do so subsided. Too bad I had to come back to work! ;-)

If only we could invent a device that prevents people from pooping on the seats and floor...

This is one of those things that seems kinda neat for about 20 seconds, then you realize they're charging $30 for $2 worth of ugly replacement lamp parts. Bravo for them if they can sell it!

But.. no more giggling over scans of our "junk" right? WIN!

When will I be able to buy graphene underpants?

Nope, that's the "Man" keeping you down.

It boggles my mind that people had the ingenuity to make stuff like this in the 1700's. (or 1600's in Japan). I thought robots made with clock parts was the stuff of science fiction. Well, you know... "old" science fiction. I guess there are geniuses in any time period, they're just limited to the materials of the…

The technology isn't flawed really.. it all comes from how we use it (or abuse it).

AMEN!

The fact that they know it's losing weight should mean that they can correct for that weight loss, right? Maybe they can make a NEW "Le Grand K" at the original weight?

I certainly hope this is a joke. People could get nasty burns on their tummies doing yoga like that!!

I'm confused, I thought we were supposed to hate Mr. Dotcom because he is fat and liked to take pictures of himself with his possessions (according to the old Giz posts anyway). Is he the underdog hero now?

"..interesting new angles.."

I had a similar issue when Ubuntu changed it's interface and took away it's Windows-like file menu interface. I haven't taken the time to really understand it, so I'm at a loss to find all the applications. Do I really have to search for everything until I pin it to the bar on the side? WTF?!?