Yeah!

This is seriously getting me excited about space flight again! I think we'll start making some serious advances once space exploration can start paying for itself.

You can't just take from your local economy, you have to reinvest in it as well.

I dunno, does this mean people are saving up their lovin' for the wintertime? Don't they boink the rest of the year? Maybe it's just too cold in the room to peel the sheets back to grab some protection?

Huh. I guess all those years of research finally paid off...

Well put! While it angers me to get sucked in with misleading (and frankly, offensive) headlines, you're right.. bitching won't make them stop. Clicks = $$, so only LESS clicks will prompt the "boss" to ask them to improve their writing. I stopped reading anything posted by the other, "you know who", and I'm adding…

What, no Yakov Smirnoff jokes? I R disappoint.

Awww, I guess you had to be nice since You have that big BlackBerry sponsored ad up today?

Hellooooo enima!

Oh great, I'm sure our robot overlords will NEVER scan articles on the INTERNET. Thanks for blowing our last best hope Giz. That John Connor punk better deliver...

It looks like classic Apple design. Can we call it the iRaq? Just don't put too many towels on it.. the iRaq doesn't look stable.

Yep, that was it! Sneaking my Dad's magazines and reading Penthouse forums didn't help either!

Many years ago as a young lad, I used to read my older brother's Heavy Metal magazines. I can't say for sure, but I suspect it may have skewed my early impressions of women!

Hmm.. I guess the house didn't have a basement?

Geraldo approves!

Mental note: AVOID BULLET ANTS!!!

Thank you, I needed to hear someone say that! :-)

Sorry, I've got nuthin'. I just don't think there's any possible way "nailing", "leg raising", and vibrations could possibly be taken out of the intended context.. especially on a higher-class blog like Gizmodo.

No no.. THIS is the way to go...

I can think of only one solution for cleaning up that much ash...