Having experienced the merchant side of this, 1 year is a pretty long expiration date. Why would you buy something then not actually pick it up for a year? My shop had several people wait until the last second before redeeming their purchase. This can be inconvenient, especially if you no longer carry stock for…

Well, you want somebody who can play an arrogant self-absorbed a-hole who thinks his opinion is way better than the rest of ours? How is Ashton Kutcher NOT perfect for this?

I dunno, that could be a real game-changer for the bikini-girl posters teenage boys hang in their rooms.

Wow.. he knew it was a love story and not a documentary right?

I know I know.. I'm taking the troll-bait. Still, it's not very nice to insult millions of people just because they don't share your sense of style.. even if you're just doing it for the ad revenue. I've seen what music you dance to.. so you might want to step off the soap box...

Still... cheaper gadgets!

OMG I want one soooo bad!! Not bad enough to join the army mind you.. but pretty bad.

I dunno, I still avoid that Futurama episode where Fry's dog waited in the same spot for him until it died. That kind of sad doesn't make me feel better about ANYTHING! Wah!

Huh.. I'm the weird one who actually finds the new car smell unpleasant. For me it smells all "chemically" and makes me feel barfy. I have to keep the window open or have the fan blowing until it goes away.

Actually I love reading fun stuff like this on Gizmodo. Helps me get to the end of the week. C'mon guys, this isn't CNN!!

Now that's something I can call "art"! I know life is art, so everything is art with a good enough explanation. Personally I like to see a little effort involved if you want to put a price tag on it. Case in point, we had a urinal hung on a hook in our gallery (Ottawa, Canada).

I tried to make that journey back with my old Intellivision. I found that the games are not nearly as fun as I remembered them to be. I'd PASS.

Why do people still make these videos? Well, you clicked on it didn't you? It's cheap A.D.V.E.R.T.I.S.I.N.G. and it amuses us briefly. Now I know who SquareTrade is. SUCCESS!!

Those are good points! I've been wondering about what to do with my kids. My parents sure as hell didn't give me such extravagant and expensive toys/tools to carry around, but this is the new digital age I guess. I have an old computer set up for them with Ubuntu in their play room and they LOVE it (and they have…

I know eh? If anything this just elevated his street cred, CLINTON-STYLE!

I wish I could promote that comment!!

Awesome article!!! Way back when this hacker war started to heat up I posted a thread on Giz warning not to mess with the Feds 'cause you do NOT want to get their attention. I would never have guessed that this whole scheme could have been cooked up by the Feds though.

Yeah.. I almost choked on my yogurt. Class action time!! Seriously funny comment tho'!

Vastly superior aerodynamics, yet less stable in flight? I'm sure there's a logical explanation for that in the proper context. It just sounds funny as written. ;-)

Good point! Although if Dr. Phil or Oprah says it, then it's automatically scientific fact.