When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Is this a joke? It seems like you’re joking, because you’re essentially illustrating every point this guy just made. I’m going to assume it’s a joke.

My takeaway from this article is that we’re saying:

Read title; thought it was a post about Star Citizen sent from the future.

That’s how I feel about Dark Souls and learning to use failure as education.

should I retweet this so I can announce the announcement of their announcement of the announcement announcement?

Well I’m glad to see that kotaku has made sure to announce the announcement of an announcement of their announcements.

Because I’m a journalist???

Circles are actually the strongest geometrical shape, BUT they are much much harder to construct and connect together and transfer stresses. That is why triangles are used.