I defense of this book I haven’t read and don’t intend to, at least the device of having the zombies not be monstrous killers actually allows for that thesis. As opposed to the usual bullshit: “Who’s the real monster here? The mindless cannibal corpses bent on murder, or the normal people pushed to extraordinary means…

Not his fault it flew over your head

Who apparently lives in Boca Raton, Florida

I thought it was “miss the rains”

Oh my.

The climatic abduction scene in that film remains absolutely horrifying, even today.

Fucking, really!? Wonder where they got that idea.

Is zero a chance?

I doubt Jesus would let him

Keep it up

“Pretty much anything they accuse anyone else of should be pictured as them staring into a mirror when saying it.”

Opioids definitely aren’t not a factor in all this.

In the scattered instances were I’ve seen him over the past decade, he’s always been funny—and I’ve always been surprised. I guess it’s time I got over it.

That’s the stuff!

Now we’re all the spiral bound notebook with a pentagram erased into its cover.

Everyone who’s the least bit curious goes through a phase like this growing up. (There’s certainly a higher instance of it with the more privileged folk). More than anything, I think, it’s a funny/cute byproduct of a developing mind.

**hard blink**

It needn’t be gendered. Sometimes it’s used to refer to one’s lover or partner

The answer is C. In other, less scoured-down photos she looks like Jack Nicholson’s Joker when he’s wearing the creepy flesh-tone makeup

Yes