This comment is equal parts nonsense, doltishness, and utter naivety. So…very punk. 

This was an interesting read. Thanks! I hope we see more articles like this in the future. 

That sounds brutal. Best wishes. 

A problem exacerbated by consumers being conditioned to expect “no cost”. We’ll be sorting out the effects of the internet on the written word and its various industries for decades. 

There are tens of us. Starwipe was beautiful.

He’ll dance for you too! It’s sad. 

Godzilla 2014 forgot that at some point the titular beast need be revealed. Finally when we get full body shots of it, it’s still 75% shrouded in dust and smoke. 

Jesus, you’re one dense clod. 

Jamie Gertz has the most perfunctory role. Doesn’t she just sort of fade out of the movie? “I see the third act is approaching, so my work here is done.”

Funny, that was exactly my memory too. Then a couple years back I picked it up in a volume VHS bin, watched it, and was amazed. Here’s the great Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the cringey comic relief.

It’s massively dumb and really all the better for it. Elwes’ death is straight up cruel to the point of hilarity. 

The story is just the worst. It’s got one of film’s least necessary and most humorously improbable villains in Cary Elwes’ moustache twirling rival storm chaser. And the late great PSH is just fucking irritating. Then there’s the climactic tornado that pretty much Jaws from Jaws 4. 

Imaginarium of Doctor Parnasus has a lifetime gross of $7.6 million. Tyler Perry’s lowest grossing movie Boo 2! A Madea Halloween has a lifetime gross of $47.3 million. 

As idiosyncratic as his visions are, Spike’s surely cost less than Gilliam’s. But the main difference, I think, is that, as far as I’ve ever heard, Spike’s runs a professional set, and he’s an astute businessman. Those are two things That seem to elude Gilliam.

And yes he totally still does want to be white. No non-white and/or non-male individual would have been given the amazing number of chances at success as Gilliam has had. “Oh a new Terry Gilliam movie…oh it was a terrible, unhappy production…oh it was a giant bomb, poorly reviewed…oh a new Terry Gilliam movie…” repeat

Knowing how psychologically-tuned advertising has grown (see: Cambridge Analytica et al.) my guess it’s no coincidence. I don’t think the entire MCU would be so father-focused were the audience not in large part males now grown up and either becoming fathers themselves, or at an age to be nostalgic about their own…

Black Panther and Thor Ragnarok having the exact same “Dead Dad Gives Inspirational Speech Against An Excessively Hokey CGI Backdrop Themed To That Movie’s Hero” really drove it home for me, and got me thinking about Marvel’s perception of their audience and all the focus group tuning that must drive the whole…

I showed the wife and she immediately spotted that out as Mimikyu as well. Clearly trying to frame the ‘Chuster. 

Are you eleven years old, or just your opinions?

The Guyver is simply not a parody, I’m not sure how that ended up on Tom’s list.