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Also, the things they believe will protect them from tyranny are really just symbols of their utter submission to tyrants.

And also, “I keep a boutique selection of ammo at my bedside. Any decent intruder will simply wait for me to pick the appropriate one that will penetrate their flesh, but not the nearby wall. The safety of my wife sleeping next to me? Why would you think anyone would sleep next to me?” If this guy is real, he’s quite…

Well, it would be a very regular militia. Latrine regular.

Totes bitchin’

Thank you. I used to feel very similar to you, and there’s absolutely lot of valid thought where you’re coming from.

I grew up surrounded by them. I’ve peppered an abandoned fridge or two with bullets, and fuck yeah, it’s fun.

*shakes head* Poor Bob, never stood a chance.

Seriously. An aluminum baseball bat will stop intruders AND not accidentally kill your child sleeping peacefully a room away. It’s also vastly cheaper than a gun. It’s even vaguely phallic! Come on gun nuts, save money and have something hard in the bedroom again.

Why? The tactic in question is concerned citizens publically advocating for change.

Your density is stunning

“So a Mr. MDLoyalist called to voice his support for the first amendment” followed by uproarious laughter on the calling floor. “Did he mention his stance on clouds?” Someone asks.

This must’ve got posted over at Breitbart or something, because this stage is clogged with sock puppets!

“but hosting content is not an endorsement of that content as long as you allow for opposing content.” How did we get to the point in America where it’s largely accepted that taking money abdicates an individual or organization from doing what’s right?

So because people have stood up for what’s wrong in the past, people now shouldn’t stand up for what’s right?

**fart**

It’s amazingly pathetic, but it least it works as a handy shibboleth. Whenever someone waves their “1st amendment rights” at you (unless “you” in this case are the federal fucking government), you know they haven’t a fucking clue how the world works.

“...since Bill and ‘Hillary’ don’t even hold any public office anymore.”

Sure, innocent kids are being shot all the time, but what about Bob’s hobby? Can’t we all agree, Bob’s hobby is more important than the lives of a whole bunch of kids? I mean, Bob’s impotent, so come on, he’s gotta have something.

Yeah, the way I see it, at this point the average American has lost the right to gun ownership, so thoroughly have we shit the bed and proven ourselves incapable of not being easily manipulated.