It’s probably nice for the abused to not see the name of their abuser slotted into a place of power

“Splitting hairs about the difference between a pedophile and a ephebophile is the most useless pointless asinine thing to do.”

Either way is completely acceptable, with the Original Poster using what’s currently the most popular form.

They probably wonder why they’re so lonely, too.

Exactly!

It sucks that the people who know “deep down” (about 1/2”) that they got duped can just not check. Your profile should be marked, or you should at least receive direct notification from FB.

It’s a very slippery slope that gets you from Stalin-era historical revisionism to Gravity Falls.

You’re a buffoon

The Dead, particularly in its closing, is one of the most beautiful things ever written.

It’s a phrase that’s wonderfully resistant to an exact meaning, innit? Quality marketing.

Not when “Stop or My Mom Will Shoot” is right there! (I’m sure he’s done that one once—watch there be like five extant Rabin takedowns of it.)

Not when “Stop or My Mom Will Shoot” is right there! (I’m sure he’s done that one once—watch there be like five extant Rabin takedowns of it.)

No way, I bet his Crocs are slippery on the inside.

Last time I checked out Rabin’s site, he started a long essay about Cobra by pointing out that it’s the third such essay he’s written about it. That goes beyond needing editorial input into “Why, are you even bothering?” territory. (He’s bothering, as he admitted at the outset of his site, because he wouldn’t…

Some Netflix intern is ripping the bargain-priced Bat Pack DVD set at this very moment.

I think it was a quick aside later than this episode. Maybe 4 or 5? Though maybe it is this one. I’m a big help!

They were awesome

“Fundamentally, it’s anger that the single most impressive hub of pop culture talent on the interwebs has become just another Trumpbait site over the last few years”

“pressing down on the Joystick to run is, and has always been, an abundantly awful idea.”