I live in Arkansas. You should see the amount of bird crap on my truck...

@Microxified: It seems microtransactions are becoming the model for everything.

@EllipticSmile: I've played about that much and have had 5 game freezes and can't use companions because they've all gliched and won't move. The game is fun, but nobody is exaggerating how buggy it is.

@LoganR: Yeah what is that thing!?

@Bryan Van Kampen: agreed

@Crash McCloud: Why is it stupid?

@icemanforever: I'm kidding, but they might as well be illegal because nobody uses them. Pregnant women as far as the eye can see.

@woodicw: As a resident of Arkansas I can verify that this statement is 100% true.

@johnnyabnormal: So true.

Now they're going to start jumping for fun.

@MonkeyChunks: ditto

Gamers are worse than old people when it comes to change. Like the old Dante was that great any way. Remember how cheesy/gay he was at times? I'm keeping an open mind to this reboot.

@showbiz2: A printer that prints bacon!? This would end all of the world's wars.

@BoscoH: I bet you think Star Wars was a true story.

You can tell they didn't put a lot of money in this, and thank god because it looks horrible.

Fuck Madden!... does anyone think I'm cool yet?

@RJ realized that Xbox Live is full of little kids...: you must mean soccer.

@paperless: Someone says that on every article I read here. People are so smug here.

While were at it, lets mandate that cell phone manufacturers use vacuum tubes instead of transistors.

@Josh: Wronger