This isn't my wedding, but a lady I used to work with casually dropped that she had 60k gladiolas planted in Argentina a year in advance for her wedding and they got the color balance wrong and she was devastated.

I didnt know there were venues that could hit prices like that in Iowa. I mean, when I look at wedding boards and see fellow DC women complaining about the price of catering, brides in the Midwest will mention their quality wedding good being 15 bucks a plate. ENVY.

Man, really? I was completely repulsed by the changes my body went through. I want to regain my figure for me. I do not like how I look. If I don't like how I look, no one around me is going to be happy.

Dude, it's not just stretchmarks. In fact, stretchmarks are probably somewhere at the bottom of most women's often very long lists of reasons why pregnancies suck. I'm pregnant now, am having a relatively "easy" pregnancy and don't have any stretchmarks, but I am never, ever, ever, ever going through this again. Don't…

That's an official medical diagnosis? I have an awesome image of my cervix lolling around at the top of the Vag, dropping things and generally pissing off the Uterus and the Vag. They get together late and night and complain, "God! Cervix is just sooo incompetent. We would be better off without it." *Cervis looks…

I had two, and considered having a third when I remarried. My hormones wanted a baby, but I was hesitant about going through the horror-show of pregnancy again. Instead, I got a dog. My logic was this: If I still wanted a baby after getting a dog, then I needed to have a baby. If not, then I just needed a small…

Kudos to you, dad.

Also, for a lot of moms, it takes about two years or so to feel like themselves again, physically and in all other respects. After enough time, many women might simply want their bodies back and not go through that childbearing and early childrearing again. (For the record, let's just all agree here that it's not…

My dream was 4 kids — 2 boys + 2 girls. After the 3rd boy, we decided to call it quits lest we wind up with 4 boys.

I had one, and never wanted any. Guess that method works. ;-)

Seems to be another tangentially related problem: so many people for some bizarre reason don't discuss important things like children before they get married. Or they get married thinking their spouse will change their mind.

I actually spent a long time thinking that I didn't want kids. I don't respond well to major life changes (I was so stressed just moving from our apartment of nine years into a house that I almost quit eating for two weeks) and I value my leisure time for my hobbies. My wife was more into having kids, but she was…

That's pretty much what I was like. Her voice, how it grates.

30 seconds later-

She's a horrible lip-syncher for starters.

Anything entitled "Dear Future Husband" needs to be approached with caution.

Meghan Trainor's video for her third single, "Dear Future Husband,"

I keep seeing this picture being thrown around like if it solves everything by having her look angry. So now heroes can't look vulnerable? I just can't.

whoever played scheana's song....you are my favourite Gawker Media Staff member ever. Please never change.