I have surprisingly no reaction to this realization.

Nothing has made me question everything about myself as much as falling in love did.

It's not so much a question but I always ask for 2 things. 1) Don't ever tell me something you don't mean and 2) Always be honest. I'd much rather have my heart broken asap instead of finding out you were lying to me for 5 months.

this is bizarre advice.

Fuck the team. Seriously, fuck the team, he owes them less than nothing.

Do you even know for a fact that the 49ers didn't know this was a possibility? I mean, he probably didn't for similar reasons he didn't tell them about the concussion: you don't want to show weakness if you might be coming back next year. But...do you KNOW that he didn't tell the team the thought at crossed his mind?

It's a decision about what he is going to do for the rest of his life. I can't begrudge him for taking the time and waiting until he's 100 percent sure that this is what he wants to do. And anyway, how do you think Niner brass would take it if Borland called them a few weeks ago and said "uh, I'm thinking about…

Nah, come on. She just flat out says she likes older dudes because they have better stuff. I mean, I'm not going to kill her for that but that's pretty plain.

You can buy it.

Maybe they're still disappointed that vodka —VODKA!!!—was voted best alcohol last year. I know I still am.

The absurd thing about this nice shit is...what is the point if you don't use it?

"It's always about race. Lorde can run her mouth and talk shit about all these other bitches, but y'all aren't saying she's angry. If I have something to say, I get pushed into the corner."

"It's always about race. Lorde can run her mouth and talk shit about all these other bitches, but y'all aren't saying she's angry. If I have something to say, I get pushed into the corner."

Even my best monogamous relationship has felt like a lot of emotional effort and time and commitment, I can't imagine going through that and giving up that much of yourself to two people at once, let alone the added complications of jealousy that would be involved. I guess, also I would be confused as to how the…

Kudos to you for being able to manage two boyfriends. Just one is giving me a headache and making me drank but I love him and yeah go you!! Live your best life.

Funny the way the word "almost" works.

From the Bieber article:

I wasn't actually talking about Ellie's article, I don't think this was really shaming or rude or anything. It was funny and light hearted. I was just talking in general. Like in general whenever celebs photoshop themselves they get mocked for it (especially if it's not done well, but really regardless).

1. can't believe Lighthouse is still a thing

I want to tell you more about the things that changed for me aside from the sexuality.