agreed.

not long enough. personally i don't think he should ever be allowed to come back. if the previous two times didn't teach him shit, why will this matter?

agreed. it's a very unfortunate incident, but there is no way to know that had the bite NOT happened italy would have won the match. this is one of those deals where italy is just gonna have to suck it up. there's no way to know definitively that uruguay's win was a direct result of the bite, and without that it'd be…

my thoughts as well. i mean, he's an incredibly talented player. clubs had been looking at him and were ready to offer large sums of money. and then THIS. not only do you bite someone, but you do it on a WORLD STAGE where you know there will be countless video angles and playbacks of the situation. you know that you…

god i love that man.

i thought i was the only one that noticed that.

this. ALL of this. At the beginning of this game I was thinking hey, a draw isn't what I want, but I'll take it. then at the end it just hurt...it hurt so bad.

best description of his lackluster world cup performance that I've seen yet. Kudos.

haha, you're right!

that fella in the vine video in those cropped gray pants who eludes capture, though...LOL. that sequence is very funny and should be looped to monty python music.

YES.

Thanks for the tip. I did check with the outlaws but their viewing party was at a 21+ spot. You're right though, we had so much fun and the staff and patrons were very good with my daughter.

awesome! that sounds like a plan, actually. she loved watching them play during the olympics.

http://deadspin.com/take-that-new-…

THIS.

yep. i took one photo of my daughter and my brother, about 5 minutes after the win. other than that, i was entirely too busy watching the game/praying to the soccer gods to mess with my phone.

man, right?! my daughter has been playing soccer for 4 years (GOALKEEP!) and yesterday was her first time watching the USA at a world cup viewing party (she's 10). as soon as the game was over, she looked at me and said "mom, i'm going to play in the world cup one day."

agreed. :( i took my daughter to a pub for a viewing party yesterday...she's a goalie, and we looooove soccer. we had our faces painted, blue hair and capes. guess we showed up to the hipster viewing party, because we were the only ones in costume and that's just crazy. most of the clientele had red and white…

sorry, i replied with that to the wrong person.

take that "new here/can't recognize sarcasm?!" bullshit elsewhere, dumbass.