you can spend all the time in the world with your infant and still have problems bonding. you obviously have no idea what it's like or what I'm talking about. thanks for making those of us who had issues with it/complexes feel even more inadequate. fuck off.

i have friends who break up (quite dramatically) online about once a month. they spew horrible things about each other and remove all traces of one another from their profiles. about a week later, the pictures of them being a happy couple magically reappear, as do their love affirmations all up in my feed. i suspect…

adriana lima, oh my goddddddddddddd. i died.

UGGGGHHHHH. what a piece of shit article.

haha, right! i was a loner in high school and i dumped my bf of two years weeks before the prom so i went with a guy friend in pretty laid-back attire. it was at some fancy schmancy country club in nashville (the springhouse) so all the little prep kids could pretend they were blue bloods for a night. my 21 year old…

that's something you should've regretted regardless.

oh girl, trust me. she's a fucking darling around here. i've stayed out of the dialogue for awhile, choosing to just sit back and say 'eh, whatever' internally, but this is the 3rd (i think) zoe post here in a week and fuuuuuck i'm over it. i'm hard pressed to name a single film that she's done where she's actually…

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

i simply can't get on the zoe saldana train. i know she's a darling of jezebel, but i can't. not a fan.

i have always had a soft spot for the jenner sisters because they kind of got thrown into the fame situation without asking for it, and i personally feel as though they've handled it throughout their teens in a healthy way. that being said, i've always found kendall to be strikingly beautiful, but i'm beginning to…

i love her character. she scares the fuck out of me.

YESSSSSS! i am so glad that she inspired him to rework Claire instead of just nixing her and moving on to another actress. she is such an integral part of the show and i can't see myself being nearly as hooked if she weren't the complicated, calculating character that's been written.

I retract my previous statement and would like to add that new kinja still sucks.

I saw ONE.

LOVE the name.

oh my god, best gif ever.

if you don't have a fence, no, she can't. my one and only dog bite came from a tiny ass "cute" dog that had never been aggressive. what was i doing? not a damn thing. leash your dogs, people.

oh my god! that sounds terrifying. i'm so sorry :(

if i don't want to give it? so you'll give it? awesome. i do not give any blowjobs that require more than a few minutes.

fuuuuuuuuuck that. chronic bitch syndrome makes beautiful women intolerable.