tyrionsbedwarmer
tyrion's bedwarmer
tyrionsbedwarmer

are you well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a windowpane?

oh, i completely agree!

i live a mere 3 hours away...*goes to buy chloroform*

i live in tennessee and i ain't even mad. i've lived all over the south and in germany and as much as the good ol' boy rears its head and angers me from time to time, i love this beautiful freaking state.

wow! really? thanks so much, i am actually going to give this a shot for the time being until i get something worked out.

nope, nashville. i'm honestly amazed at the lack of resources/payment plan deals for things like this. i guess i shouldn't be but damn!

there are 3 in about a 45 mile radius, but only one offers the procedure that i need and it is still upwards $2500 for the root canal + crown.

you are right and i apologize, i just am pretty on edge and then this report and sooooooo many people being like 'damn, heroin must be quite a party!'...my brain just exploded. sorry.

yeah i was/am, and that's how i found out that i need a root canal. a kind dentist gave me a filling and did some spot cleaning on my teeth and i told him about the light pain i'd had on a particular tooth. a few x-rays later and voila, root canal needed! unfortunately he does not perform molar root canals...turns out

you know what? fuck you on that last part. there is nothing delicious or amazing about this fucking drug.

i lived through the nashville one, too. it still boggles my mind when i think about how quickly conditions went downhill. i'll never forget seeing the image of that modular classroom floating down the interstate...

i'd like to go ahead and throw this out there because i hear it a lot:

thanks for admitting that. i'm glad they included it. if he identified himself as such (as i think it's safe to say that he did) he would have wanted that to be included. and there ain't nothin' wrong with it.

ahhhh I see. One of the 2 that I remember was part of a couple my ex and I would play with. However, the first two times we went to play he would end up jerking off in the corner while he watched us because he had trouble keeping it erect for any length of time. My partner at the time and I would discuss how much we

I also spent a few years as an escort/prostitute, which led to many downright pathetic escapades with teeeeny dicks. I should probably write a book; I've got some stories.

If you're asking if I brought out a ruler, of course not. If you're insinuating that ten inch cocks don't exist, well, do you watch much porn? They even have their own little category.

right? but we definitely need more in-depth *ahem* study.

once when i was detoxing from drugs i threatened suicide and got thrown in the state mental hospital. everything that i saw was horrifying and gross, but the older tweaked out gentleman who decided to whip his cock out and piss at my feet was probably the worst.

really? everyone that goes to harvard feels as though they must watch that shitty movie simply because it was filmed there? that's hilarious...and somewhat odd.

dude i have NEVER heard of this. i've been a tampon-wearer since i was a teen but now (at 32) they are getting more and more annoying and uncomfortable...but i HATE pads with a passion. gonna go google this magical-sounding moon cup!