the hypocrisy of the majority of jezebel commenters never ceases to amaze me.

DUDE. his daughter is FREAKING ME OUT. tbh though, she's always given me the heebie jeebies.

i have also been wondering about this lately. i mean, he's always seemed tortured, but last season reeeeeally ramped it up. he's downright miserable and pathetic, no matter his surroundings. it's quite sad.

i stood in front of eddie george (football player) for about an hour at a club, hoping he'd see that he really needed to engage me. he didn't. the end.

i only break my "no sexting because it's just plain stupid" rule for one person: this totally hot south african sous chef that randomly texts me out of the blue on occasion. haven't seen him in years, but still. just something about that man...plus, his grammar/written word skills are out of this world. he takes "i…

YES. :*( it's absolutely sinful.

...i just got revenge.

If you think for a moment that I'd sit in prison regretting it, you must not be the parent of an only child.

for the love of all that is holy, please do me this ONE FUCKING SOLID and name him Brutus Judas the double-double crosser. that's it. i only have a daughter, and do not plan on any more children, and my brother wouldn't agree to name his son this (Luca? really, asshat? Luca over Brutus Judas????) so you are truly my…

sheer rage, i'd venture to guess. that's all the justification i'd need.

i would KILL a motherfucker that did that to my lil girl. toss all rational thinking out the window.

ahhh okay. thanks! :)

great routine, but why is there a gym mat the one corner of the floor (the corner where she lands her acrobatic combos)? i watch a lot of gymnastics - er, i used to, really...growing up - and i've never seen those there before.

Wow. You guys are taking this to a new level of hating. It's a very sweet statement, but I suppose since he isn't speaking about her brain it MUST be demeaning and sexist, huh? Jesus.

i'm 32 and currently have a 21 year old pursuing me. there's no way i am going to date him; our interests are far too different and he'd find me pretty boring (socially) rather quickly. however, am i going to have sex with him and his ridiculously in shape 21 year old body? yes. yes i am. no-fucking-brainer.

the likelihood that this is all some sort of publicity stunt for his new movie (which deals with something along these very lines) is high. however, he also seems creep-ish.

yeah, i live in tennessee (nashville). i've seen it a lot on the younger crowd.

what world do you live in? i lied to my parents all the time! if it meant staying out of trouble, i was gonna lie my ass off. and no, there was no sexual, physical or mental abuse in my house.

the thing that sticks out to me about my graduation day? praying during the ceremony that no one found my purse that was tucked into a corner of the football field against a fence. my boyfriend at the time, who was older, had just gifted me with a half ounce of spectacular nugs for graduation. in the hectic, crazy…