I like to think that there are upstanding patriots quietly toiling away at the CIA right now. They’ve worked for multiple administrations, and are sincerely invested in maintaining American stability and our good standing in the world.

Hey but Trump and Hillary were basically the same!

+0.1

BAC TO THE FUTURE

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Congrats Comrade (stop)

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

While the NCAA has its flaws, he didn’t have to go to LSU if he didn’t want to. He could have played professionally elsewhere.

Donald J. Trump, Jr., sitting in his big boy chair

It was just a joke....no need to crucify the guy.

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

Don’t ask how they got it in.

Last time Bill was a part of a historical sporting event, Daffy Duck was there. Guess what happened then? Yeah, earth was saved

Sounded more like Sylvester the Cat to me:

Let’s not forget the real victims here: The Penn state boosters and supporters!

To be fair, though, you and your family pretty much suck.