Manchester United needs to take my money yesterday if this happens.

I was a director at a Y that held adult and youth leagues where the teams choose their own names. A couple of times I had to tell them “eh, nah... try again.”

I know it sounds awful - but if Hayward comes back at full strength, even next year, then his injury may have been the best thing that could have happened to the Celtics - as it allowed Tatum to flourish.

Wait... who’s promising careers is he sacrificing?

You don’t “wrap someone up” around their neck dummy

Stop reporting about this asshole and he’ll go away

Was this part of the Fultz trade as well? The trade for a guy on the DL with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ?

How about not putting three teams from the same damn conference in a 4 team playoff?

I’d pay big money to watch Payton and Trump have a handshake-off

This is Redick’s fault. There’s nothing Simmons can do. He played it correctly.

I didn’t know they were giving out assists for not scoring now...

Oh for fucks sake the man is the only male to ever receive the woman of the year award for his work fighting sexism, and was nominated for the Nobel fucking Peace Prize for his work in Africa.

Never disrespect Heat again.

Athletes with sketchy doctors who get better as they get older?

“We’re talking about a state funded institution of higher learning protecting a sexual terrorist. “

three ball dominant, high ego players, one of which hasn’t played a lick of help defense in his life and another who goes for steals way too often? OKC is exactly who they should be.

and if Roethlisburger and Tomlin weren’t dopes, they could have won it in overtime regardless of this ruling.

So when does the shoe drop on this one? Because, ya know, being better in your 40s than you were in your 2os is perfectly normal.

I would like someone to sign him, so we can go back to discussing how he has the arm accuracy of a drunk Rick Ankiel instead of why nobody will sign him.

So a few things...