What dicks.

I honestly think if you watch the entire documentary it makes Flair out to be a sad, tragic figure who’s behavior helped lead to his son’s death... but if you just want to cherry pick scenes, then sure... “glorified.”

The only thing hurt is his brain.

Shitty business model was about to get shittier, so douche closes business. No one wins.

That’s... Yea... That’s not a flagrant foul.

*should send.

Yes because those are two very similar situations.

Maybe he has the same phantom shoulder injury that Fultz has. I believe it was diagnosed as Shotus Brokeasshitus

Counter Point: This is how shitty Detroit can be.

Well that’s a punch in the balls.

This is a really bad take.

Yet somehow their defense will be better than if Melo was still there

You’ve got this all wrong.

I’m actually impressed that they submitted a disclaimer.

Player who is always hurt looks great in preseason game against crappy team playing no defense, minutes limited to avoid getting hurt. Deadspin jizzes pants.

He also faked his pregame photo op

The East Hampton police remember.

You had me up until “the no-trade clause was brilliant.”

This really was a smart move by MLB, starting on a Thursday. Now they’ll get their sellouts for opening day, and another good crowd for the two weekend games. It always struck me as funny to see this crazy atmosphere on day 1 and then 10,000 people for a Wednesday evening on game 2.

BREAKING: NBA ALL STAR BETTER THAN DIMINUTIVE COMEDIAN.