This article is just ripping off Jocktober

Of course it didn’t effect anyone else

As somebody who went to college in New Hampshire, I believe the correct answer to the title’s question is “personal hygiene"

Is Cam above criticism now? He pussed out on the play. That doesn’t change that he’s normally a pretty tough dude. It doesn’t change the great regular season he had. He saw Ware diving hard and he backed off. It happens.

Not so fast my friend...

Morning shoot-arounds are an opportunity for teams to walk-thru the game plan for the opposing team without, ya know, the opposing team being there to watch. That’s a fairly useful purpose.

Peyton has been notorious for throwing teammates under the bus, failing in the big spot, and being a sore loser (see walking off field against the Saints).

it’s a boston thing. butthurt is in their DNA

I think I’ve seen this movie before...

It is a dick move, but Self should take care of this internally.

Someone’s doubting whether or not one of the greatest athletes in the world, who’s 6'1", can dunk a basketball?

But the mls model works just fine

So we’re talking about the amount of money Google or Apple make in, say.... that long?

MetLife Stadium is 8 miles from Times Square. It’s closer to midtown Manhattan than CitiField, which is in New York City.

My arm, it’s broken!

So she told you this story only after you happened to stumble upon it, eh? Riiiiiiiioiiiight.

cock and balls you taste so good

Irony about always bringing up Bartolo is that the Mets other pitchers are all above average hitters as far as pitchers are concerned.

If they could do this, don’t you think they would have already?