Clearly the loss of a guy who hasn’t played since April will cause the winning to grind to a halt

As an announcer he’s amazing but as a journalist he sorta bites.

How many times have people taken the Marlins money, despite what everyone in the western hemisphere knows will eventually happen?

I love you

Maybe he’s just drunk

Foot injuries and big men don’t mix. And the 76ers almost make the Knicks look competent. Almost.

A Lion doesn’t concern himself with winning a playoff game.

Barkley threw dudes through plateglass windows. Jordan was up until 5am playing poker before playoff games. These herbs sip red wine and ride banana boats... together. God the NBA sucks now.

This is the first time I’ve heard anything Mets related be referred to as commerce and progress.

if LeBron is holding things up in order to get Tristan Thompson max money, then the only person he’s trolling is himself.

I watched Hollis-Jeffrrson threaten to shoot a ref like 2 months ago... at a women’s rec league game none the less. Yea, this pick should turn out great for Brooklyn.

Where did they play this game, field 2 at Randall’s Island?

Yea no this is a terrific idea... this way the Cavs can run nothing but isolation plays from the top of the key all season long and make zero defensive rotations, cause LeBron.

funny, that move usually works in the club

Has the past 15 years of sports taught us nothing about players who just seem to be physically better than everyone and anyone who’s ever played before?

so he wasn’t wearin’ undahweaz? okay?

Perhaps they’re also just better?

Old Spice made a sexy man of my son

Old Spice made a sexy man of my son

I don’t understand why they had to change the foul rules and eliminate 1 and 1. Team fouls don’t reset in high school between quarters.

How does one disguise the fact that I really don’t give a turkey about the mundane details of the private lives of people who I’m never going to see again but have to socialize with?