Wut?! Actually, I can't wait to see this hideous Frankenstein baby conceived between the most awful Tuners in the world, Mansory, and a Fooking footballer. Can we start a special bettors blog? 10-1 that shit will be chrome camo wrapped first thing.

man people are just looking for SOME kind of excuse.

I wouldn't really call it a burnout. If you insist though at least call it a rolling burnout.

The crash happened in a practice session for Aussie Racing Cars, a small-car support series for Australia's version of NASCAR, Aussie V8 Supercars.

I'd argue that cars such as the (Australian built and different design) E49 Charger used to compete as "pony"/ muscle cars. Just not in the US market.

The coolest thing was that it made 302hp from a straight six in the early 70's. I know straight six probably has alarm bells ringing with regards to it being a pony…

Pony cars were small and handled well for 1960s American car standards. They were also powered by relatively small displacement engines.

He's right. I mean, I used to see people coming into City Hall every day, plugging their cell phones in during meetings, STEALING electricity! Good God, why did I not do my civic duty and have them arrested?!

Obviously, California had much more lax system of regulations and zoning laws in 1955.

These puns are Current-ly working well

People get all amped up over the dumbest things sometimes. At least he didn't try to resist arrest.

The anal person who reported this deserves to have an extension cord shoved up their ass... making their anus a butt plug...

Ohm my God, this is such an electrifying story, and I'm shocked. Watt was he thinking about?