We talk a lot about how the AVC has dipped in quality, but really, you guys thought this was ‘kick ass’? It’s not even a very good likeness

A. “Kick-ass.” Really????

he should get a second one from her speech where she calls black children ‘super predators.’ really match the set

...This is definitely not kick ass.

This an old-money WASPy establishment friend. No Norwegian mob ties, but a heavy dose of “we don’t talk about money because we have so much.”

Absolutely. The dropoff from Celebration Rock is huge. This album sounds like they’re trying to sell songs for commercials. It’s lifeless.

I loved Japandriod’s Celebration Rock but their latest album is painfully cringe inducing. The lyrics sound like they were written by a cornball high school character from a cheesy young adult novel. One of the songs actually includes the line, “I used to be good but now I’m bad.” Holy shit man! Mission accomplished!…

they already did a reboot. It’s called Fear the Walking Dead... and my God is that a bad show

so Taylor Swift has largely ignored women’s issues and victims, but HER victory is a victory for women everywhere. Okay bitch.

Sacagawea, an ancient indian woman, hated Taylor Swift... It is kind of like an ‘Eff You’ in the form of a coin.

Hughes isn’t really the guy you go to for a news story told coherently. But if you’re looking for some lazy, off-brand O’Neal snark, he’s got your number.

“while its fake psychic premise was piquant enough to simultaneously exist on CBS,”

You have to click on the linked Sunday Times article, which you can’t read unless you are a Sunday Times subscriber, so no fucking clue. Maybe try a pop culture and entertainment news site that isn’t turning into absolute garbage.

I want all of Tennant’s performances erased from the history of the show personally, maybe they could digitally replace him with Christopher Plummer

This is so good. Next they should have to change Homer to skinny and of average intelligence to avoid offending any fat or dumb people. They need to make more of an issue of the Simpsons’ white privilege, and how Bart would probably be in the school-prison pipeline if he weren’t so privileged. Burns, Smithers,…

Now Sven, he’s half convinced that loopid is actually a word.

Not a joke. I’m just dumb as fuck.

holy fuck this is so secondhand embarrassing

OMG please tell me that you aren’t referring to her diaphragm and please tell me that this was just a really bad joke omgomgomg this is so cringey.

Why don’t they just make the whole plane out of peppermint bark?