I don’t know about the Jura brand but I know $4k is not unreasonable for an espresso machine. The one we had at our coffee shop was bought used and was a decade old and still cost $10k+

Also the room got comped after intimidating Tim Curry so all they had to pay for was the room service.

If there’s one band that says “macho veneer” it’s They Might Be Giants

Yeah, universally beloved paragon of sportscasting Joe Buck actually had a minor case of Tobias Fünke syndrome where he lost his voice due to complications form his hair transplants.

If the outpost is destroyed the Thing wins, because all the humans will die and it can hibernate until the rescue party comes along. That was basically the whole point of the ambiguous ending of the movie. Why don’t we just wait here for a little while, see what happens.

I don’t think anyone is lamenting Gawker.